Inept

I work for a large enough company that it has an Employee Assistance Program. This EAP offers help in a number of areas (from the death of a pet to divorce to adopting children, etc) - and financial planning.

I called yesterday.
1) A doctor answered the phone. "Oh, uh. Hi. I actually just need help with debt."
2) Forwarded a few times after he figured out that I wasn't going to jump off a building.
3) Talked to an automaton who then emailed me an excel sheet that I have to fill in with all my debt and interest rates and stuff.
4) Filling it out now.
5) Need to email it back.
6) Then they call me back again and schedule a phone meeting with an adviser in 2-3 weeks out.

Well, it's free for now, so I may as well utilize the service. I'll be back with a review in 14 business days or so.

Yesterday - $7: coffee and mini donuts for my coworkers.

I have resigned myself to never being skinny. Suck it, stringbeans.