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1. Training: What was once an exorbitant expense is now completely manageable and guilt free. E and I have worked out a retainer training package: $100/mo will give me no more than ten and no less than two hour-long Rocky sessions. He's really great - knows what he's talking about and banters well. Let me know if you need a trainer in SF! Prices may vary.

2. Dating: I suck at it, but hooray for OKCupid! It's free, full of nerds who live in the Mission, and I get free beer out of it. Light beer.

3. Yesterday: $0.00