In the beginning...

I know I know - you're wondering how someone so awesome, so funny, and so cute could be so financially inept.

Lack of self-control.

Examples are not in chronological order. But you don't care anyway.

#1
K - Let's go to Europe!
Z - Yes!
K - Oh wait, I have no money.
Z - Who cares?!
K - You're right! Let's go!

#2
K - Hmm, these glasses are cute but a little out of my price range.
Saleswoman - Darling, you look wonderful in these frames.
K - Sold! I'll take that pair of Dior sunglasses, too.

#3
K - You're turning 30! Let's do something!
X - Can't, no money.
K - Brazil it is! I just pricelined the tickets. You're welcome.

#4
K - (If I get a trainer, I will stop eating donuts for dinner. Seems like a worthwhile expense.)
E - That'll be $600
K - Here's my AmEx.